February 2012
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
when I get off tumblr and finally go outside.
thebestlolz:
“God, but life is loneliness, despite all the opiates, despite the shrill tinsel...”
– Sylvia Plath (via wallowinsorrow)
“I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye — that was the trouble — I wanted to kiss you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via imyour-passenger)
Never not reblog
me: you're up late again
me: don't start with me
me: what are you doing with your life
lauranjustine:
Need sex, damn.
gwhoregia:
good GOD arctic monkeys are amazing
inotrope:
is it true that russians can’t get infected from cuts because their blood is infused with vodka
l-unae:
fact: i don’t know how to flirt.
“The very purpose of spirituality is self-discipline. Rather than criticizing...”
– Dalai Lama (via warriorsrise)