January 2012
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
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Who else...
would listen to Free Bird when they’re taking a huge dump?
Happy New Year, everyone.
A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via fairiesandstrawberries)
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Woe is me, I wont be getting any dick on New...
“Of all man’s instruments, the most wondrous, no doubt, is the book. The other...”
– Jorge Luis Borges
(via bookoasis)
“For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for...”
– Charles Bukowski (via atomos)
I would greatly appreciate it if you hopped off my...
December 2011
This year I'm making it a point to follow any...
It;s going to happen. And it’s going to be awesome.
And I’m also going to buy my own velvet jacket and stop stealing Leslie’s. Hahahaha. But seriously, I fucking love that thing. And I’ve been without it for too long.
