February 2012
aloneplusone:
It doesn’t seem to be here that we belong, here where space is curved, the earth is round, we’re all going to die, and it seems as wise to stay in bed as budge. It is strange here, not quite warm enough, or too warm, too leafy, or inedible, or windy, or dead. It is not, frankly, the sort of home for people one would have thought of—although I lack the fancy to imagine another.
“Life was immeasurably better once I forced myself to stop taking it seriously.”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via cactus-cock)
“She doesn’t even go here!”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
“If the anti-abortion movement took a tenth of the energy they put into noisy...”
– Michael J. Tucker (via princesssimon)
Two broke girls sucks tho…
Heaven is a place on earth with you.
“[TRIGGER WARNING: rape, rape culture] And if the girl you’ve taken for a drink...”
– A recent article from UniLad, a decently-sized online lad magazine with a fan base eager to support it. Fuck, that’s terrifying. (via cateematthews)
Oh my God, this is sickening
(via breakmyheartslowly)
The whole Lad culture that this magazine promotes makes me SICK. How they attempt to pass off...
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
If Tia and Landon go white face and black face...
I’m gonna piss myself. Then Landon will go RDJ in Tropic Thunder.
“Lick it up, baby. Lick it up.”
Giants win. Yes.
I am so drunk and stoned watching Heathers right now.
Drunk as fuck. At Stephanie’s. My internet at NoHo isn’t working. Sorry followers.
